Román @romrivera

@romrivera don't flatter yourself, it's only happening this one time, don't even try to get used to it. and no, i'm not that desperate yet, you can keep your promotion, i'll come for your job in a year or so (;

@romrivera stop using big words you don't understand. i ain't bullying anyone and i'm not theatening you but your position, but you're right. i'll just open my own p.i office.

Do you feel well? Or maybe someone got into your account... I don't know what happened, you being nice, doesn't seem right to me (even worst: you saying thank you, clearly you're getting sick). But you know me, can't help it but help people who can't be organized for the love of Jesus. So... You're welcome, I guess.
(but please, delete that photo of me smiling, people might think that I'm nice it's highly disturbing).
And thank you for the birthday wishes (although don't believe you don't have to buy me something just because you posted this, I at least, expect some dark chocolate).

@avachambers I'll have you know that a) I'm super nice (and never tried to kill you or take over your business, you can't say the same), b) I can be grateful, just feels like it won't last, and c) I'm organized, it's just the Román way.
(never, ever deleting the only proof humanity will ever have that you can feel stuff)
You're welcome. See, we can be civilized (I'm way ahead of you on the gift, you're gonna hate it)

@romrivera when have I ever tried to kill you? (beware, it is a public count, everyone will know you got your ass kicked by a tiny woman). the Román way is precisely unorganized.
(yeah well, museum tend to do that, I have a weakness, big deal)
never said we couldn't (i don't care, still want it)

@avachambers you know when (well maybe I wasn't expecting anybody to attack me and, since I'm not a violent man, didn't defend myself). it still works for me.
(big deal indeed)
you do everything in your power to make it seem like we can't, though

@romrivera (excuses ♪ but keep living in denial) of course it does, only you can understand it.
i do not! not my fault if you can't handle sarcasm.

maybe i just wear a nice top but sweat pants to go with. at least my picture got the whole thing. (NOT smiling)

@avachambers what i'm hearing is that you want me to post a picture of your whole look, no problem i'll get on it. (very much smiling)